Rejected

I’m the president of my school’s Peace Club. I plan events, I bring in food, I recruit new members, whatever. My most important duty, in my humble opinion, is making flyers. Flyers for events or just to promote the club in general. It doesn’t matter, I’ll take any excuse to make one. It’s come to my attention, however, that I really suck at making flyers. Like, badly. I know this because I’ve yet to get a single one approved by our club’s moderator. This isn’t a rant article, I’m just petty. Below the cut are all of my (great) rejected Peace Club flyers. 

 

This one was booted because it wasn’t “contemporary” enough. The moderator thought the guy was holding a bayonet. This picture was taken in 2007. It’s a stick.
This one, admittedly, is obnoxiously bright and hard to read.
  
This one is cute! Whatever! I’m relinquishing my title.
 

*Research for this article included several visits to grammarist.com to investigate the correct usage of affect vs effect and flier vs flyer. 

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