The Worst Things You Could Ever Do To Your Friends, as proven by “Friends”

Rocky Balboa: Nobody owes nobody nothin’. You owe yourself.

Paulie: You’re wrong! Friends owe!

Rocky Balboa: Friends don’t owe! They do because the wanna do.

Paulie: Shut your freakin’ mouth. You been keepin’ me down!

Rocky Balboa: Down? You know, you’re like a crazy brother to me, Paulie, you really are. So I’m gonna tell ya something and I want you to listen because I really mean this. You ain’t down. And you ain’t even a loser. You’re just a jealous, lazy bum.

Paulie: Alright, I’m gonna break your freakin’ mouth up! I’m gonna break your freakin’ mouth up!

[Paulie throws punches at Rocky and Rocky blocks them]

Paulie: [exhausted] Can I have a job?

Rocky Balboa: All you had to do was ask.

Continue reading The Worst Things You Could Ever Do To Your Friends, as proven by “Friends”

Advertisements